Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?