What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do horses reside?
Which cats have the best manners?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?