How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?