How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do you make a bandstand?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?