How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a sad latte?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?