Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do you make antifreeze?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?