Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How is cat food sold?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why don't ostriches fly ?