Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Surprise!!!!
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call siblings who love math?