What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the cat so small?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?