Do dads always snore?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is the smallest lion?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?