What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the math book sad?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?