What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which former US President was always cold?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?