What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How do horses navigate at night?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?