Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What tree has the most bark?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between soccer and football?