What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which animal loves to have a good time?