Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do fireflies start a race?
When do flowers get their workout in?