My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the confused bee say?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
I'm not a bad putter.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are trees always so positive?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?