Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did summer say to spring?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?