Why do cows wear bells?
What is the color of the wind?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the frog starve?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Who invented fractions?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?