Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How does a squid go into battle?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?