Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who invented fractions?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?