What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are grandkids so great?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the politest month?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?