What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are grandkids so great?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What goes zzub, zzub?