What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What animal loves Indian food?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?