Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What table can you never sit at?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
When do cows get tired?