How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?