What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a magical reptile?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?