Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What season begins with a thud?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?