How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What style of music weighs the most?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which fly makes films?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?