What reads and lives in an apple?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?