Why was the computer cold at work?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do you grill cheese?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?