What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What do elves learn in school?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which family member has tusks?
Why are stones so good at music?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
It's Crowded!
What's the politest month?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why can't you trust a pig?