Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which is the worst season?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?