Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Who does everyone's hair in space?