Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is the most adorable season?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What birds make average students?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?