Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Do dads always snore?