Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.