Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do bees get to school?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is sand so optimistic?