Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?