What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which animal is the most religious?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which dog belongs in a band?