What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call the king of vegetables?