What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What animal loves Indian food?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the friendliest national park?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the foal cough?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the opposite of coffee?