Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is the most faithful insect?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How was the wedding?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a famous turtle?