Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How did the toad die?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which family member is always relieved?
What snacks always have the best tan?