Why did the dog put on a business suit?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.