Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Can February March?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do bees get to school?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?