What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the echo get detention?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?