Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What game do mice love to play?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?