What shape has a knighthood?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?