Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?