Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?