Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why are goats so funny?