Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why did the elk have great hair?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What day of the week do chickens hide?