Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How are teens like cats?
What is a table you can eat?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?