Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?