What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?