Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
When should you start writing a book?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?