What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
When does a horse talk?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?