What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What animal knows kung fu?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?