What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What animal likes to party the most?