What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What bird is losing its hair?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is the smallest lion?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?