Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?