Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?