Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which former US President was always cold?
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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
