Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which insect is the smartest?
How long will dinner be?
Where does breakfast live?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.