Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What birds make average students?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?