Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why don't ants get sick?