What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?