Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
