Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do snowmen get information?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What animal always goes to heaven?