What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where would you find an elephant?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?