Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a goose's favorite book?