Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.