Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How does a barber get to work?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do bees gossip?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What game do bats excel at?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?