What do you call a sad latte?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do math teachers eat?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?