What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the frog starve?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?