What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?