Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?