What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What fish sings the best?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why was the broom late for school?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What famous scientist will try anything?