Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?