What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are the mountains so tired?