What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was the cow afraid?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of bird can write?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did one angel say to the other angel?