What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which family member has tusks?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do kittens go to school?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?