What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How can you make 7 even?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?