What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
How does a cow do math?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?