What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
