What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why do mice need oiling?