Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was the spider so smart?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are all priests fit?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?