Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How does a barber get to work?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?