What's a pastor's favorite city?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?