What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is sand's favorite movie?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?