Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?