What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?