What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?