What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?