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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How long will dinner be?