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It clicked with someone else better.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?