Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?