Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Who invented fractions?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?