Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?