What kind of computers do horses use?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why are all priests fit?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?