What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who does everyone's hair in space?