How much money does a skunk have?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?