Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
I'm not a bad putter.
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?