Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How does a penguin build its house?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which bug is related to you?
Families are like fudge.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?