What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?