What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What does an evil hen lay?