Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What animal has more lives than a cat?