What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How much money does a skunk have?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's E.T. short for?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?