Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?