What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a sad latte?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What season begins with a thud?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?