What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are frogs always happy?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?