Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call an old snowman?