Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?