Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?