Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?