What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why was the tire self-conscious?