Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do animals blend into the desert?