Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do billboards talk?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Which dog belongs in a band?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the frog starve?
Why is spring the oddest season?