Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What table can you never sit at?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do rich squirrels eat?