Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do bees chew?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do moms make good vintners?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?