What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?