Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why are frogs always happy?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?