What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
A book just fell on my head.