What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which family member has tusks?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?