Families are like fudge.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a table you can eat?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where do stars go to college?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which fly makes films?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the sick chicken say?