How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which president loved to take baths?
When do mice play every day?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
When do ghosts love to go camping?