Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?