How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which bug is related to you?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?