Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?