Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?