Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did one plate say to the other?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where do cows go on the weekend?