What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the confused bee say?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call siblings who love math?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?