What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?