What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why do math teachers love March?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?