What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?